Yakult VS Vitagen

There's a Yakult and Vitagen war raging on and let's see who the better "man" actually is.

1.TASTE TEST!!!
Our two competing brands must face their first test. THE TEST OF TASTE. Well, I feel that they are equally delicious! However, some people say that Yakult is better cos' it is sweeter and Vitagen, a little too bland for their taste buds! YAKULT: 1 VITAGEN: 0

2.FLAVOUR TEST!!!
Moving on, Vitagen has more flavours than Yakult. My personal favourite for both brands - Green Apple...Yum! Btw, the flavours for Yakult are: Original, Green Apple, Grape and Orange. There's also some other one with the blue cap. For Vitagen, they are: Original, Green Apple, Grape, Peach, Orange and some other flower like crap. YAKULT: 1 VITAGEN: 1

3.HEALTH TEST!!!
Well, from what I can remember, the Yakult factory manager said a bottle of Yakult has less sugar than Vitagen LESS SUGAR haha!!! YAKULT: 2 VITAGEN: 1

4.BACTERIA TEST!!!
I mean the GOOD bacteria that is present in the milk, not the BAD one! Well what d'ya know, they both have the same bateria...Lactobacillus casei Shirota. YAKULT: 3 VITAGEN: 2

5.COPYRIGHT TEST!!!
Apparently, Yakult goes way back to the 1930s. Then, Vitagen didn't even exist. In 1977, Vitagen mysteriously appeared and adopted almost EXACTLY the same shape as Yakult. However, they made theirs BIGGER!!! OOO that's REEEEEAAAAAAAAL original (sarcastic). So, I'm gonna give them a fail for copyright. YAKULT: 4 VITAGEN: 2

6.SIZE TEST!!!
Isn't it obvious? YAKULT: 4 VITAGEN: 3

7.INGREDIENT TEST!!!
Our WONDERFUL Vitagen has taken the initiative to use REAL fruit juice in their drink. WOW! YAKULT: 4 VITAGEN:4 It's a tie!!

8.LABELLING TEST!!!
Now for the tie breaker! On a Yakult bottle, it is identified as THE HEALTHY FAMILY DRINK. While on a Vitagen bottle, it is identified as THE HEALTHIER PROBIOTICS DRINK. Do I detect a sense of competition in these words? Well that doesn't prove anything. So the final score is:
YAKULT: 4 VITAGEN: 4
Yay! It's a tie!!!